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By JulioSueco
6 March 2003 2 Min Read
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John had receently been forced to pull a prank on officer Stacey Maloy. He was told that in order to get in the fraternity he was to pull from Officer Maloy’s locker his baton, without him noticing, and then put back. A witness would be provided, who would keep its distance at all times, to ensure the veracity of the events. Having done that, he went to his girlfriend’s house, Maria, to finish off the feat.

– You promised.
– Indeed I did, but I also said maybe.
– What are you gonna do then?
– Well, I just need to put it back, you know, so that no one notices it.
– Isn’t that, like wrong?
– Listen honey, there isn’t much time left, are you in or out?
– I don’t know, lemme think.
– Forget it, if you’re gonna think about it might as well get in trouble.
– I dunno, the last time you said the same thing and we nearly got caught.
– Duh, that’s because you were wearing reflexes and the cops light saw it.
– You know what? I’m not going, this time you’re gonna have to sort it out by yourself.
– God! I knew, I knew it was stupid to come here and ask you for help, damn it! How stupid can I be! You and I are done.
– Oh man, don’t say that. Alright, I’ll go, but this is the last time.
– Thank you baby, thank you. I promise I’ll make it up to you soon.

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